keyboard whisperer

is there anyone who would have argued that a new television show with jennifer love hewitt in it is a good bet for sucking? anyone? no? anyone? right. so was there a real need to name it [shudder] ghost whisperer? because...seriously. we already knew it was going to suck. you don't have to shove it down our throats. either someone on that creative team walked in on old jennifer love deep-throating her husband and has vowed vengeance or they are just eating the stupid pills. it's true that i may be severely underestimating the cross-marketing appeal of reddie what-the-hell-happened-to-your-face redford's fan club when they happen to wind up at the same bar as patrick swayze's devotees but...i think not. and if that were the case? go with 'dirty naturals'...or, i don't know, 'dancing horses' or something. ghost whisperer. they are running to your network. just running to get to their remote controls in time to. not. miss. a. single. second. of the muttering of spirits to someone wearing a whole lot o'make-up and a smattering o'clothing. big boobs does not a psychic make. and again - dirty naturals just fits. sadly.