you mean...chips AREN'T part of a balanced diet?

this has really got to make it to the top ten list of 'news' stories. i had to double check that i wasn't on theonion.com when i was reading it. sadly though? read the whole thing. the whooooooole thing. and i was really into it. i was actually thinking 'well, they don't mention anything about corn chips. i do think most flavours of doritos smell more like used barnyard straw than food but maybe...maybe it's time to make the switch. for health reasons.' tomorrow i will be appalled by the top headline 'doritos. also bad. and not just the taste.' i will feel so betrayed.