slutty hitler

as many of you know, i've decided to fully embrace what we all know hallowe'en is REALLY for: dressing provocatively in a way that you don't feel comfortable doing on a day to day basis. well, dressing in a way most people don't feel comfortable - not me so much. a day when i'm not showing some part of my bra is for me, a good day. it's not so much sexy as...well...slobby, i guess. that's me.

anywhoodle, you know how people sometimes say that treats are for kids, tricks are for adults? now you know what they are talking about...okay, you're right, no one ever says that and i made it up. but it makes sense - think about it.

in related news, tim canterbury and i may not have the opportunity to put into action our joint costume extraordinaire (slutty clarice starling and slutty hannibal lecter) as we're going to schlepping our crap all over hell's half acre that weekend and if someone's like 'why didn't you dress up?' i'm going to be all 'why don't you shut the hell up before i put this tootsie roll somewhere very uncomfortable on your person'. but in the spirit of the season, i've decided to make a list of potential future costumes i may consider ripe to be 'tricked out'.

they are as follows:

• hitler
• margaret thatcher
• big ben
• postal worker
• pencil
• foucault
• werewolf
• jellyfish
• mr. henke
• mickey mouse
• goofy
• grandpa simpson
• einstein
• miss haversham
• candy cane
• mother teresa

there. now no one has to be worried about what to wear on october 31. you're welcome.